This weekend, I did a whole lot of nothing, and it was good.  For those who expected more pictures of Korean stuff, you’ll have to wait… sorry.  The only noteworthy event of the past three days was a fire-alarm in the barracks at 04:00, and to the sumbitch who pulled the alarm, you’d better hope nobody finds out who you are… the whole barracks was rather upset at having to evacuate the building and stand in formation in 38-degree weather at 04:00 in the flippin’ morning.

 So, I finally got internet access installed in my room, and aside from downloading necessary software (stuff from Army websites necessary for my job, a few key Freeware utilities, etc.) I also spent more-than-a-few hours this weekend surfing for pornography (hey, I’m a single soldier in a barracks, not a plaster saint… whaddya expect?).

You can find anything you want on the Internet… as long as what you want is pornography.

Actually, you can’t find everything you want via the internet here in Korea…. one of the sites I hit carried me on a referral link to someplace the Koreans have laws against… I got some kind of popup screen with writing in Hangul and the crest of the National Police.  Needless to say, I shut down the referring page.  Best to not cause a diplomatic incident just for looking for pictures of nekkid women.

So, I’m surfing along…. nah, don’t like that one…. nah, crummy photograph quality… nah, not into midgets… etc, and I hit a webpage with photos of  some amateur girl from Australia.  Some website called Abby Normal or something (actually, I do remember the name, but I’m not posting it here to avoid search-engine problems).  A series of shots of a brunette undressing in a kitchen, and I was smitten with the fact that she was probably the most real-looking girl I’d seen on the web all weekend.

The photo I’ve posted here is modified to comply with fair-usage rules.  Notice her, in terms of nudie photos… there’s no silicone, no heavy eyeliner, no superteased hair, and she’s got a fair healthy body-fat-percentage.  Most of the women on the planet would be happy to look this good, but most guys would just cruise right past her photos, looking for some peroxide blonde with 20k of cosmetic surgery.

To the anonymous girl from Australia, Right On!  As the highest true male chauvinistic complement, I’d Do You, And Not Only Would I Do You, I’d Even Call Back A Couple Of Times Over The Next Few Days Just To Talk And Try And Get A Second Date.

Other than that, nothing much happened this weekend.